http://blog.lendingclub.com/2008/10/22/junk-mail-vital-to-us-post-office-finances/ The Official Lending Club blog Sun, 29 Jan 2012 13:31:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://blog.lendingclub.com/2008/10/22/junk-mail-vital-to-us-post-office-finances/#comment-1130 The Ceej Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:42:23 +0000 http://blog.lendingclub.com/?p=927#comment-1130 I'm actually currently implementing the perfect solution. That is, any time I get post addressed to "Occupant," "Current Resident," "Future -insert company here' Customer," etc., I tell them that no one by that name lives at that address and they are federally required to not deliver any more post to the address that is addressed to the non-name. I'm currently in an argument with them about what "Current Resident," means. They say it means me and they have to deliver it to me because they're paid to. I say I'm the only one that can say whether I am current resident and they are in violation of federal law to continue delivering it to me. I also said someone offered me 44¢ to kill them, and considering that I'm paid to, I must be obligated. They didn't like that analogy. That's because it made too much sense. I will win, though. I always do. I don't know why the governments and corporations continue fighting with me when I always win. I'm actually currently implementing the perfect solution. That is,
any time I get post addressed to "Occupant," "Current Resident,"
"Future -insert company here' Customer," etc., I tell them that no
one by that name lives at that address and they are federally
required to not deliver any more post to the address that is
addressed to the non-name. I'm currently in an argument with them
about what "Current Resident," means. They say it means me and they
have to deliver it to me because they're paid to. I say I'm the
only one that can say whether I am current resident and they are in
violation of federal law to continue delivering it to me. I also
said someone offered me 44¢ to kill them, and considering that I'm
paid to, I must be obligated. They didn't like that analogy. That's
because it made too much sense. I will win, though. I always do. I
don't know why the governments and corporations continue fighting
with me when I always win.

]]> http://blog.lendingclub.com/2008/10/22/junk-mail-vital-to-us-post-office-finances/#comment-1128 webopt Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:13:19 +0000 http://blog.lendingclub.com/?p=927#comment-1128 Very splendid information. Very splendid information.

]]> http://blog.lendingclub.com/2008/10/22/junk-mail-vital-to-us-post-office-finances/#comment-1127 LizWydra Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:13:10 +0000 http://blog.lendingclub.com/?p=927#comment-1127 Man .. Beautiful .. Amazing .. Man .. Beautiful .. Amazing ..

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